Sunday, June 9, 2013

Reprieve

owlsareraptors: theblacksymphony: If this is your husband, I...



owlsareraptors:

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

Heh, the sign behind him says "joy rider"… XD

I hate douchebags like this.

thecakebar: How-to checkerboard cake tutorial


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thecakebar:

How-to checkerboard cake tutorial

altelia-bellerina: thefrogman: Ollie the Kitten [tumblr |...







altelia-bellerina:

thefrogman:

Ollie the Kitten [tumblr | flickr]

Look at that precious baby <3

Eeeeeeeee

battroid: women are taught to fear men—that if they don't act this way, dress that way, speak...

battroid:

women are taught to fear men—that if they don't act this way, dress that way, speak properly—they will be attacked by men and it will be their own fault they didn't listen. but when a woman says she doesn't trust men, she is as bad as a misogynist and she is part of the problem? that's bullshit

bowsandbitemarksxo: sillygrrrl: octopuscunt: minorfallandthema...





bowsandbitemarksxo:

sillygrrrl:

octopuscunt:

minorfallandthemajorlift:

Kiki Smith - Lilith, 1994 - Bronze, silicon, and glass.

"In medieval Jewish lore, Lilith was Adam's first wife.  When she demanded to be Adam's equal, she was evicted from the Garden of Eden.  Lilith flew away to the demon world, replaced by the more submissive Eve.  Smith catches us off guard with Lilith's pose and placement.  Most sculptures receive our gaze passively, but Lilith stares back with piercing brown eyes, ready to pounce."

hella dope

THANK YOU

my mother told me this story over and over when I was little

"Always be Lilith, never Eve"

xxxpitchfrostxxx: royalprat: wryer: Giant driftwood on the...





xxxpitchfrostxxx:

royalprat:

wryer:

Giant driftwood on the beach at La Push, Washington (2010)

this made me feel really uneasy, the ocean is terrifying.

its like when cats bring home a dead bird and drop it at your feet except the ocean is like I HAVE BROUGHT YOU THIS ENORMOUS TREE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL ENJOY

Someone draw Satan trying to figure out where his tree went. 

Photo



farorescourage: WELCOME TO CANADA WHERE WE LITERALLY PUT UP...



farorescourage:

WELCOME TO CANADA WHERE WE LITERALLY PUT UP WARNING SIGNS FOR NESTING CANADIAN GEESE

BECAUSE LET ME TELL U ABOUT THESE FRICKERS
FIRST OF ALL THEY HAVE FUCKIN TEETH

ON THEIR TONGUES

DO YOU WANNA GO NEAR ONE? "AWW IT'S JUST A LITTLE GOOSE YOU SAY"

N O 
THESE FRICKERS WILL CHARGE YOUR ASS IF THERE IS A NEST OR NEWLY HATCHED GOSLINGS AROUND
THIS IS THE STRUT OF A GOOSE WARNING YOU THAT IT'S ABOUT TO KILL YOUR ASS

ONCE THEY DO THIS?

YOU RUN FAST AND YOU RUN FAR BECAUSE ONE OF THE PARENTS WILL FLY UP TO YOUR PUNY HUMAN FLESHBAG AND KARATE CHOP YOUR GODDAMNED NECK AND TRY TO BITE ANYTHING WITHIN REACH OK?

WHILE THE OTHER PARENT, CONSUMED WITH BLOODLUST AND THE BURNING VENGEANCE OF A SPECIES HAVING NEARLY BEEN EXTINCT AND BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE GOES AND LITERALLY TRIES TO BITE YOUR ACHILLES TENDON IN HALF. WITHOUT FAIL THESE HELLSPAWN WILL ALWAYS GO FOR THERE. DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT IS?

CONGRATULATIONS YOU NO LONGER CAN WALK OR RUN AND REQUIRE EXTENSIVE SURGERY BECAUSE OF A FUCKING GOOSE. I ASSUME THEY EAT YOU ALIVE FROM HERE OUT. THEY'RE THAT FUCKIN CRAZY.

CANADIAN GEESE ARE TERRIFYING AND THE SOURCE OF ALL CANADIAN STRIFE IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER. I'M CANADIAN. TRUST ME. I KNOW.

THIS IS THE BRAVEST PERSON IN THE COUNTRY.

thunderousfart: new. never before seen tv show. all white cast. forbidden hetero love. Brand new....

thunderousfart:

new. never before seen tv show. all white cast. forbidden hetero love. Brand new. no one has ever seen this.

Eheheheh

doulaness: adultsupervisionpls: swedishgirl666: For the...



doulaness:

adultsupervisionpls:

swedishgirl666:

For the people who cries and who love mixing and the multicultural… just fuck of…dont be a traitor to your race. 

you are a piece of shit

you are a fucking disgusting racist, holy shit.

Yeah, that's a lot of Swedish people.

I recently learned that a lot of Viking re-enactors are into white purity/white supremacy bullshit.

Irony:from a genetic standpoint black people 100 times over have more genetic variety than us(which is really important for surviving diseases, and basic evolution). Comes from being the first people.
Whites on the other hand have the shallow end of the gene pool, because there is little to no genetic variety.

Note:outward appearance does not tell you about genetic variety. Plus I always hated the "they all look alike" bullshit. Am I the only person who pays attention to how people actually look?

Musings of a fat girl....: iridessence: redhotcrimewave replied to your post: This white guy...

Musings of a fat girl....: iridessence: redhotcrimewave replied to your post: This white guy...:

iridessence:

redhotcrimewave replied to your post: This white guy messages me on OkCupid. In the…

also love when people message you after in their profile state how they want a straight up and down woman like a supermodel, and i'm all dude…i'm a total sif. fuck off.

School Bus Driver Fired for Facebook Post About Hungry Student

School Bus Driver Fired for Facebook Post About Hungry Student:

poehlersdimples:

nosdrinker:

joncj:

socialismartnature:

The actual people who work with our children care a lot more about them than the superintendents and city officials too busy firing people and closing schools to even notice them.

===

We cannot feed our children and get angry when this is mentioned.

i'm so mad i'm gonna break out my hulk hands

And this was in Haralson County? Oh my god. This is disgusting.

fuckyeahpunkjackets: Horror Queen Jacket on salesubmitted by...



fuckyeahpunkjackets:

Horror Queen Jacket on sale

submitted by SerialStitcher

lil-poundcake: making jokes about justin bieber's gender is problematic for a multitude of...

lil-poundcake:

making jokes about justin bieber's gender is problematic for a multitude of reasons

  1. it's misogynistic because you're making fun of him for looking feminine
  2. it's transphobic because you're making fun of him saying "you can't tell if he's a man or a woman"
  3. it's homophobic because you're probably comparing him to a stereotypical butch lesbian

it wasn't funny to begin with and it's still not funny

shut up

Meanwhile, if you want to mock him for:

-Awful music that he cannot sing in.

-Writing “I hope she would have been a belieber.” in the anne frank guest book.

-His Crazy Fans, and encouraging them to be insane/not denouncing the crazy “cut for bieber” shit.

Go ahead. I don’t care.

young-alliance-prince: vickyblogging: It shouldn't be legal...









young-alliance-prince:

vickyblogging:

It shouldn't be legal for an animes to have this kind of detail

my heart can't take this

oh god

i keep pausing at every scene, i can't NOT rewind back to check out all that animation and details and backgrounds

this is totally porn for me, visual anime porn

Source: Kotonoha no Niwa

I scrolled passed this thinking "Oh huh that's an interesting assortment of pictures."

And then I caught the word "anime" and I just

holy crap

there's nothing worse than getting told you're bad at the only thing you're good at

there's nothing worse than getting told you're bad at the only thing you're good at

manuxinhace: Fox News talks about working mothers' negative...

















manuxinhace:

Fox News talks about working mothers' negative impact on their children. AKA "When Fox News gets so misogynistic that their own anchor is 1026% done with them." [x]

vengefulbullwinkle: gallifrey-feels: earthgirldonna: feferipi...



vengefulbullwinkle:

gallifrey-feels:

earthgirldonna:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING 'A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME' BY STEPHEN HAWKING

I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious

I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that "magic" exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It's always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he's doing wandless magic too

like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

who are you

pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys

Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.

You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.

I have hope for the wizarding world again.

shorm: ghdos:   wait what the fuck that's not an...













shorm:

ghdos:

 

wait what the fuck that's not an interrobang

an interrobang looks like 

it's literally a combination, not just the two together

bluandorange: TW: discussion of Sexual Assault, 'Real Men'...



bluandorange:

TW: discussion of Sexual Assault, 'Real Men' bullshit

typette:

aburningrose:

fuckmegentlywithawinonaryder:

Omg you need to WATCH THIS TED TALK RIGHT NOW

It's (almost entierly non-problematic) feminist: yes

It talks about social ques given to children through kid's movies and the whole Magical Quest trope: yes

It talks about raising boys to respect women in a way that's not just chilvarly: yes

It's written by a man: yes

Watch, listen and learn, because this guy knows what he's talking about. It's important to teach the right lessons to both girls and boys.

This is fantastic, funny, and extremely true. Both girls and boys need to learn together that they're equal, not just "girls can be powerful" and "boys can be powerful". take a sec to watch this, dashboard!

"…the story where the boy is a hero, who defeats the villain through violence, and collects his reward, which is a woman with no friends and who doesn't speak."

WHAT A GOOD LINE THOUGH

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